Dwight Howard

Final Football Fantasy XVIII

Fantasy Football isn’t fair. It doesn’t care that you knew Kareem Hunt was going to be good, and landed Alvin Kamara on draft night too. It doesn’t care that your running back stable included Devonta Freeman and Ezekiel Elliot also. Or that last year’s MVP candidate, Antonio Brown, was on your team. You can throw the Eagles Defense, and Legatron (Greg Zuerlein) on there too!

You can be smart, you can use the “Draft QB1 in the later rounds” Strategy, you can be good, you can go undefeated for the first four weeks, you can outscore the rest of your league by 200 points… none of that matters.

It will straight up crap on your team.

All of that is true. In a perfect world, that team is cruising to the title while you’re collecting everyone’s money at the end. But that’s the thing, that’s normal for fantasy.

It’s normal for up-and-downs to happen in a fantasy season. It’s normal to feel invincible one week, and the next pull your hair out.

Did you know I spent all of last season wondering when Ezekiel Elliot would be suspended, and when it finally happened (Weeks 10-15) it submarined my season.

Did I get Zeke Insurance (McFadden)? Yes. Didn’t matter.

Did storing Doug Martin away during his suspension help? Nope.

Neither did snagging Aaron Rodgers for his comeback (three TDs, 290 yds, three ints, 21.9 fps).

It didn’t help either having Devonta Freeman during his worst season (865 yds, 7 TDs, 1 receiving) after averaging 1067 yds, 11 TDs, plus two more through the air.

By the end of the regular season I was muttering to myself, “Just kill me now!” while feeling like this…


This might be the year that does me in finally.

Quick thought: In fantasy basketball, you need luck but you also have to be smart. The higher you go, the harder it gets – it becomes a chess match in the later rounds. In football though, you could be a blatant idiot and still luck your way to a championship. It’s one of the reasons why I’m more proud of my fantasy basketball championships than my football ones. In true life, the reverse is true: football championships are harder to achieve than basketball ones.

Anyway, I’m done complaining about last year’s mess. I’m here to help with my draft guide. Here’s some pivotal questions…

What’s your best realistic dream lineup for a 12 Team League?

1. One of the Top 4 running backs (Gurley/Bell/Zeke/DJ)

2. Hoping no one grabs Devonta Freeman

3. Reaching for Joe Mixon

4. Quickly snatching Deshaun Watson or one of the other 300+ pts QBs

5. Marvin Jones Jr.

6. Marquise Goodwin

7. Kyle Rudolph

8. Adding RB depth, Sony Michel

9. Jacksonville Defense

10. Greg Zuerlein

11. Adding more RB depth, Marlon Mack

12. D.J. Moore

13. Corey Clement

14. LeGarrette Blount

15. Because I think he has a chance to produce some solid outings this year, Baker Mayfield

Who’s in your Que?

Definitely not Blake Bortles.

Anyway, here it is:

Devonta Freeman, Joe Mixon, Aaron Rodgers, Chris Hogan, Deshaun Watson, Marvin Jones Jr, Kyle Rudulph, Sony Michel, Alshon Jeffrey, Jacksonville, Philly, Julian Edelman, Marlin Mack, Greg Zuerlein, D.J. Moore, Adrian Peterson, LeGarrette Blount, and Corey Clement.

Rodgers then Brady then Wilson, or Rodgers then who?

Rodgers then Watson then Brady then Wilson. You could also make the case, Watson then Rodgers then Brady then Wilson with Wentz as the last of the 300 Point QB Club.

Why Watson then Rodgers though?

Remember when Cam Newton Superman-ed his way to a whopping 455 points in the 2015 Season, capturing the MVP, and bringing up old memories of the funny ass kid warming up his arm commercial?

His FPS/game that season, 28.5.

Watson’s last year before being injured during practice… 28.6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not sure who’s in charge of ESPN’s projections, but 278.1 total points is mindless. Where the heck did they get that number???

He has the best receiver in the game, more experienced, and third easiest schedule to play with… he’s definitely going over.

Sleeper Running Back?

1. Sony Michel

2. Marlon Mack

3. Corey Clement

Sleeper Wide Receiver?

This one’s probably the hardest to nail of any of the fantasy related questions. How many people knew of JuJu Smith-Shuster before his breakout last year?

You can put your hands down USC fans!

What about Cooper Kupp?

If you were looking back, the only rookie receiver that stood out coming out since 2013 was Amari Cooper, but that was only because he was coming from Alabama. Everyone else including Michael Thomas, Stefon Diggs, Odell Beckham, Mike Evans, and Keenan Allen were fantasy afterthoughts.

This year’s sleeper though, is different. Not only does he have speed, but he has the Yards-After-Catch moves unlike any of the other receivers. You could say he reminds you of Steve Smith…


Who should be the first running back taken in the second round?

You have to avoid risk in the early rounds, and given that I’m drafting Leonard Fournette. I’m not sure what “Rookie” Mahomes is bringing to the table, but if he can’t pass the run (Hunt) is being loaded up on. I like Dalvin Cook, I don’t like last year’s injury. And Freeman no longer carries the potential Fournette does now.

Where’s the drop off at tight end?

There’s Gronk, then Kelce and Ertz or course, but I’d gamble and extend that to Jimmy Graham too. Ertz’s numbers last year were 824 yds/8 TDs for 130.4 fps. Graham’s: 520 yds/10 TDs for 112 fps, but that’s behind Seattle’s decrepit offensive line. Imagine what he could do with Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay’s line. Can he get back to 2016’s numbers: 923 yds/6 TDs for 128.3 fps? I think so.

One last tidbit, overlooking his injured 2015 and rookie seasons, he’s averaged 159 fps. I wouldn’t say he’ll hit that mark again, but 130 fps shouldn’t be a reach for him either.

When to draft Jacksonville’s Defense?

Forget drafting this defense later than the eighth round, it’s not happening. Think about this though, by round eight you should have all the skill positions filled including tight end right!?

But why can’t you draft them in round seven especially when many of the players in that area have around the same fps, buuuuuuuuuuttttt you get more points out of Jacksonville’s defense?

What do you mean?

So for instance, you’re debating on picking Jacksonville’s defense or Random X Receiver (say, Emmanuel Sanders 152.17 fps last year) in the seventh round, well why draft that receiver when they’ll most likely just be used as a fill in when the match-ups are horrible for your two/three starting receivers?


You’re only getting half of their points or seventy five percent at best – which amounts to 114.12 fpts.

Just take Jacksonville’s Defense, at least you know you’ll be getting somewhere around 152.16 fps and solid contributions week-in week-out.

Overall Player Power Rankings?

Tier 1

Todd Gurley

Le’Veon Bell

Alvin Kamara

Ezekiel Elliot

David Johnson

Antonio Brown

Tier 2

DeAndre Hopkins

Saquon Barkley

Odell Beckham Jr.

Melvin Gordon

Leonard Fournette

Kareem Hunt

Tier 3

Julio Jones

Dalvin Cook

Michael Thomas

Keenan Allen

A.J. Green

Devonta Freeman

Davante Adams

Christian McCaffrey

Joe Mixon

Jordan Howard

Rob Gronkowski

Tier 4

Mike Evans

T.Y. Hilton

Jerick McKinnon

Travis Kelce

LeSean McCoy

Doug Baldwin

Stefon Diggs

Alex Collins

Tyreek Hill

Adam Thielen

Kenyan Drake

Jay Ajayi

Amari Cooper

Derrick Henry

Zach Ertz

Tier 5

Larry Fitzgerald

Lamar Miller

Demaryius Thomas

Juju Smith-Schuster

Marvin Jones

Josh Gordon

Deshaun Watson

Aaron Rodgers

Royce Freeman

Allen Robinson

Brandin Cooks

Chris Hogan

Golden Tate

Mark Ingram

Jarvis Landry

Marshawn Lynch

Tier 6

Dion Lewis

Alshon Jeffrery

Tevin Coleman

Rex Burkhead

Greg Olsen

Russell Wilson

Tom Brady

Corey Davis

Cam Newton

Michael Crabtree

Sammy Watkins

Jimmy Graham

Kyle Rudolph

Carson Wentz

Carlos Hyde

Marquise Goodwin

Kirk Cousins

Kerryon Johnson

Emmanuel Sanders

Delanie Walker

Evan Engram

Sony Michel

Robby Anderson

Devin Funchess

Jamaal Williams

Robert Woods

Drew Brees

Jamison Crowder

Tier 7

Pierre Garcon

Chris Carson

Will Fuller

Trey Burton

Isaiah Crowell

Rashaad Penny

Randall Cobb

Chris Thompson

Nelson Agholor

Marlon Mack

Andrew Luck

Peyton Barber

Kenny Stills

Jordan Reed

Julian Edelman

Jordy Nelson

Ben Roethlisberger

Duke Johnson

Philip Rivers

Kelvin Benjamin

Tarik Cohen

Tier 8

Ronald Jones II

Sterling Shepard

Jack Doyle

Jimmy Garoppolo

David Njoku

C.J. Anderson

Matt Ryan

Devante Parker

Patrick Mahomes

Allen Hurns

Georger Kille

Jared Goff

Marcus Mariota

D.J. Moore

Kenny Golladay

Aaron Jones

Alex Smith

Bilal Powell

Rishard Matthews

Josh Doctson

Giovani Bernard

James White

Ty Montgomery

O.J. Howard

Dak Prescott

Tyler Lockett

Keelan Cole

Devontae Booker

Mike Williams (LAC)

Tyler Eifert

Nick Chubb

Adrian Peterson

Corey Clement

Tier 9


Latavius Murray

Cameron Meredith

Chris Godwin

John Brown

Matt Breida

Michael Gallup

Cameron Brate

Tyrell Williams

DeSean Jackson

Erick Ebron

Anthony Miller

Derek Carr

Calvin Ridley

Dede Westbrook

Blake Bortles

Theo Riddick

Charles Clay


Mitch Trubisky

Mohamed Sanu

Eli Manning

Paul Richardson

Jared Cook


LeBarrette Blount

Los Angeles

Jordan Wilkins

Andy Dalton

Ted Ginn

Doug Martin

Austin Seferain-Jenkins

John Ross

Case Keenum


Frank Gore

Ricky Seals-Jones

Dez Bryant


Ben Watson

Martavis Bryant


Austin Hooper

D’Onta Foreman

Donte Moncrief

Greg Zuerlein

Stephen Gostkowski

Mike Wallace

Geronimo Allison

Austin Ekeler

Jameis Winston

Nyheim Hines

Christian Kirk

Vance McDonald

Samaje Perine

Justin Tucker

Javorius Allen

Ryan Grant

Danny Amendola

Tyrod Taylor

Quincy Enunwa

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